Vacation Shorts

J: Washington is mostly about dead people.

Me: Which one of you is going to be President someday?
The Rookie: Me.
Me: God help us all.
The Rookie: What?
Me: I said I think you’d make a great president.

O: Thomas Jefferson is my favorite president.

Me: Let’s go see the First Lady dresses exhibit at the American History Museum.
The Terrors: NOOOoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

At Ford’s theater:
Rookie: Where did Lincoln get shot.
O: Upstairs.
Rookie: No I mean where… Like in his chest?

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