J: Washington is mostly about dead people.
Me: Which one of you is going to be President someday?
The Rookie: Me.
Me: God help us all.
The Rookie: What?
Me: I said I think you’d make a great president.
O: Thomas Jefferson is my favorite president.
Me: Let’s go see the First Lady dresses exhibit at the American History Museum.
The Terrors: NOOOoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
At Ford’s theater:
Rookie: Where did Lincoln get shot.
Rookie: No I mean where… Like in his chest?