You know you need a hobby when: You are “watching” an episode of the innocuous Disney Show Good Luck Charlie and all you can think of is that its genetically impossible for the oldest daughter character to have those two people as parents because she has has brown eyes and the parents both have blue eyes. Never mind the fact that they are all fictional…
The Rookie made the girl next to him in class laugh so hard she threw up and had to go home (a big “sorry” from me to her Mom)
O-man picked the sax for his instrument because he was worried his arm would get tired playing the violin.