Shorts

O man answering the question “do you want McDonald’s or Dunkin Donuts for breakfast?”

“This is the hardest decision I have ever had to make.”

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While driving to cousins house, O man’s upset that he has 13 instead of 12 baseball cards.  He drops one.  The Rookie says     “Well, now you have 12.”

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J:  “Hey O Man, remember the time that the Rookie farted, and it smelled so bad you had to quit playing Yahtzee?”

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