O man answering the question “do you want McDonald’s or Dunkin Donuts for breakfast?”
“This is the hardest decision I have ever had to make.”
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While driving to cousins house, O man’s upset that he has 13 instead of 12 baseball cards. He drops one. The Rookie says “Well, now you have 12.”
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J: “Hey O Man, remember the time that the Rookie farted, and it smelled so bad you had to quit playing Yahtzee?”
The Blahg 